....what the hell?

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?

Soooooo.


Yeah.


FUCK YOU.


you know who you are.

for Kat

( astrolabes are FUN )

losing myself in the whirr of my angry fan labels astrolabe

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MEEEE

and a very merry unbirthday to alla y'all!

i beses 22. whee.

My stepdad sent me these in an email, had to share. XD



Unwritten Laws of Life


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Streetlight: The first person waiting for a green light is the LAST to see it and the person at the end is the first.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.






IN TEN DAYS, MY GIRLFRIEND MOVES IN.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

labels babble, random, rant

okay, usually I don't do this, but:











let's all say thank you to ventrey for this gem.

labels babble, christmas, krampus, random, whee

I don't care if you've never heard of the fandom. This is just too damn funny.

http://bitter-crimson.livejournal.com/577790.html

-I- don't even know what it's from, and I nearly hyperventilated laughing. Needs no context. GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SEX OHYES.

losing myself in Ludo ~ Save Our City labels babble, madness, random, rant, rec

I picked up one of these in a church a few years ago.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1032/1032_01.asp?wpc=1032_01.asp&wpp=a


How pathetic can you get?

labels rage, rant

SOCLOSE

gotta go to work for like three hours

gnsr

Due to an OVERWHELMING request (aka three whole people asked).... here is my story so far.



SARAH ZAHD'S

ONE THOUSAND AND ONE NIGHTMARES

Within every man lies a dream, waiting to be born on wings of light and hope, soaring for the sky and everything beyond; within every dream lies a man, waiting to be born into the world with the wings of an angel, capable of pulling him to Heaven if only he repents.

But within every man lies a thousand nightmares.


( read on, my friends )

AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS FOR NOW, FOLKS.

I didn't write anything at all yesterday. But. Uhm. I might tonight! Depending on how court goes.

<3 ~!

losing myself in London After Midnight ~ Your Best Nightmare labels babble, eclectic, nano, nanowrimo, random, story, writing

I kinda got a late start.



But I've written more than 7,000 words in the last two days. More than I've ever done for NANOWRIMO before.

I'll even post the story here, if anyone wants to read it.

labels babble, nano, nanowrimo, poetry, rant, wordcount, writing

A more coherent entry than the one I made last night:

This was the first presidential election I've ever voted in. I knew before the primary that no matter who became the Democratic candidate, that I would vote for them before I would vote for a Republican. I spent the last few weeks hoping that the country would prove itself above choosing a president based on his race, and I am shocked to see that there was such a vast acceptance of that. I won't say that it proves there's true racial equality, but there will always be jackasses to treat other people like less for SOME reason or another.

I voted for Obama yesterday, and while I know I'll never have children, I'll remember my whole life that I voted for our first black president. I'll remember checking the BBC website every five minutes, breathless with anticipation, and turning on the television for the first time since I got my own place in March, just to have the news' count in the background. Last night I was ecstatic, to say the least, and today I wrote an absolutely cheesy little poem to commemorate the event.

And yes, it is an event.


THE FATE OF '08


I watched the numbers stagger unevenly higher
My breath caught in my chest
Biting my lip and waiting to know
If soon we'd hear the best

In leaps and bounds the votes collected
From states both north and south
Cheers abounded from every quarter
From every united mouth.

Finally the confetti flew
Sky-high for all to see
To make a new land for me and you
During Obama's presidency~!

labels eclectic, election, poem, random, rant, whee

OH MY FUCKING GODS OH HOLY SHIT


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VICTORY IS OURS!!!

labels election, random, rant, whee